Have a Fuck Up Balloon to Go With Your Fuck Up Balloon
On the avengerkink lj someone posted the prompt "Clint writes a "wake up" note to himself while under mind control" which got a wonderfully creepy fic fill. (link goes to the prompt and fill)
In this story the “fuck up balloon” is the un-official SHIELD get-well present. Somehow I found the fuck up balloon to be almost as affecting as the wake up notes, so I had to exorcise it from my brain with Paint.NET.
I want a relationship, not necessarily for sex but just someone to tell everything to and have movie nights with takeaway and just someone to trust
getting excited over something and talking about it but the other person doesnt care
ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE
This kills me every time
"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"